"Mom, Yowr cwazy!"
And then I know i am. Its nice to have ones thoughts confirmed by a toddler.
A very opinionated and sassy toddler at that.
Other things she has been saying lately:
"You are a cool mom, mom"
"I wanna call auntie"
"But I NEED IT" (usually in a whinny, beggin tone and usually involving a toy or an artificially flavored/colored/made food item)
The best one has been her inability to actually stand on both feet. Only in the tub. Due to some unforeseen, microscopic ouchie
She also has been saying
"Uhm. mom... are you my mommy" or "I want a new mommy!!" Usually the latter is after I tell her no.
and now to the heart of the matter.
Except for mommy. Because sometimes my emotions get the better of me.
This week I said it. And boy oh boy did I hear it from my almost 4 year old. Good thing Daddy was there to help out by saying "Mommy says bad word huh J?" Yeah, thanks hubby. Way to play it cool. Sheesh!
Then I said it again a day later! In my defense it was a moment of passion. I said "Why do people hate Romney because he is rich?! Are they stupid?!"
And there it was again. Mommy saying bad words. the "S" word
The toddler looked at me quite firmly and stated "Mommy! We don't say that word!
To which Daddy asserting that I needed to go into Timeout.
|oh yeah, I know it.. I'm bad! (like the cool bad, not the bad bad)|
And i also apparently like to mirror nose pick